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longholongho
11-02-14, 13:25
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered (http://www.cokhihiepluc.com/gia-cong-co-khi.htm) to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you dont get up from there, Im going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned (http://giaiphong.vn/chuyen-nha-tron-goi.html) the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
"All right buddy, whats youre name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

princess_morbucks
11-02-14, 13:40
Sorry bro....I catch no balls leh :ashamed1:.

lifeline
11-02-14, 14:16
he fell down from the balcony lor ! lol

hopeful
11-02-14, 14:26
sam the cowboy fell from the balcony in the theatre, that's why he sprawled across 3 seats below the balcony?

princess_morbucks
11-02-14, 14:40
he fell down from the balcony lor ! lol



sam the cowboy fell from the balcony in the theatre, that's why he sprawled across 3 seats below the balcony?

:ashamed1::o

eng81157
11-02-14, 15:14
really lame joke...............no punch at all............

Kokono
11-02-14, 16:14
The morale of the story "dont get fooled by the cheaper psf because some units have large balconey area" ?

princess_morbucks
11-02-14, 18:01
The morale of the story "dont get fooled by the cheaper psf because some units have large balconey area" ?

This is the best correlation to the joke !:)