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reccession is when a neighbour loses his job, depression is when you lose yours~
every man's dream is to sink in the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands~
if men knew how women pass their time when they are alone, they would never marry~
always borrow money from a pessimist, he wouldnt expect it back~
the brocoli says "I look like a small tree."
the mushroom says "I look like an umbrella"
the walnut says "I look like a brain"
the banana says "can we change the subject?"
some people walk into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts.
others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face~
they said that love is more important than money. but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a big hug?
why do gorillas have big nostrils?
becos they have thick fingers~
the richer you get, the more expensive happines becomes~
http://www.50-best.com/images/funny_quotes/an_ugly_person_funny_quote.jpg
the richer you get, the more expensive happines becomes~
like....:D:D:D
American economy model in a nut shell.
http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-demotivation-tank-388793.jpeg
men are like public toilets:
they are either fully taken, or full of shits~
when the heart grieves over what it has lost, the spirit rejoices over what it has left~
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people~
small head wear small hat...:)
Dont depend too much on anyone in this world.
Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness~
记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt.
Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to create interest.
The average woman would rather have looks than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think~
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized~
The chemistry between people is very amazing. You can automatically click with them and feel good vibes.
You don’t even have to worry about saying the wrong things or doing something embarrassing because these people will laugh it off with you. That’s the people I like most because you can be yourself around them and do not need to worry about awkward silence.
A Few Good Man "You Can't Handle the Truth"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&v=5j2F4VcBmeo&hl=en-GB
Cavatina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qq9KuXd7XI
Don't ever change yourself to impress someone, because they should be impressed that you don't change to please others ~
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people~
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOM-9A1RbFM
princess_morbucks
18-12-13, 14:01
http://www.quotegarden.com/property.html
Property is organized robbery. ~George Bernard Shaw
Few rich men own their property; the property owns them. ~Robert Ingersoll, speech, New York, 29 October 1896
By abolishing private property one takes away the human love of aggression. ~Sigmund Freud
Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profundity.
Kindness in giving creates love.
ONLY For A Few Dollars More Nia Nia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPxMAhMRfk
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not~
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Tell a girl she is beautiful and she will believe it for a moment.
Tell a girl she is ugly and she will remember it for a lifetime.
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-quote-banks-money.jpg
Taking risks in older age is more courageous because you have more to lose. When you have nothing, you have nothing to lose~
"The best way to avoid tenant problems is to avoid problem tenants." - John Nuzzolese
http://www.thelpa.com/lpa/index.html?id=WDxZAXB5
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper~
Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
http://www.brainofbrian.com/quotes-marriage.html
http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/marriage.html
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You jump and I jump
Jack: Don't do it.
She whips her head around at the sound of his voice. It takes a second for
her eyes to focus.
Rose: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
Jack sees the tear tracks on her cheeks in the faint glow from the stern
running lights.
Jack: Take my hand. I'll pull you back in.
Rose: No! Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go.
Jack: No you won't.
Rose: What do you mean no I won't? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will
not do. You don't know me.
Jack: You would have done it already. Now come on, take my hand.
Rose is confused now. She can't see him very well through the tears, so she
wipes them with one hand, almost losing her balance.
Rose: You're distracting me. Go away.
Jack: I can't. I'm involved now. If you let go I have to jump in after you.
Rose: Don't be absurd. You'll be killed.
He takes off his jacket.
Jack: I'm a good swimmer.
He starts unlacing his left shoe.
Rose: The fall alone would kill you.
Jack: It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. To be honest I'm a lot more
concerned about the water being so cold.
She looks down. The reality factor of what she is doing is sinking in.
Rose: How cold?
Jack: (taking off his left shoe)
Freezing. Maybe a couple degrees over.
He starts unlacing his right shoe.
Jack: Ever been to Wisconsin?
Rose: (perplexed)
No.
Jack: Well they have some of the coldest winters around, and I grew up there,
near Chippewa Falls. Once when I was a kid me and my father were
ice-fishing out on Lake Wissota... ice-fishing's where you chop a hole in
the--
Rose: I know what ice fishing is!
Jack: Sorry. Just... you look like kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I went through
some thin ice and I'm tellin' ya, water that cold... like that right down
there... it hits you like a thousand knives all over your body. You can't
breath, you can't think... least not about anything but the pain.
(takes off his other shoe)
Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I
said, I don't see a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over
the rail and get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy.
Jack: That's what everybody says. But with all due respect, I'm not the one
hanging off the back of a ship.
He slides one step closer, like moving up on a spooked horse.
Jack: Come on. You don't want to do this. Give me your hand.
Rose stares at this madman for a long time. She looks at his eyes and they
somehow suddenly seem to fill her universe.
Rose: Alright.
She unfastens one hand from the rail and reaches it around toward him. He
reaches out to take it, firmly.
Jack: I'm Jack Dawson.
Rose: (voice quavering)
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Dawson.
Rose starts to turn. Now that she has decided to live, the height is
terrifying. She is overcome by vertigo as she shifts her footing, turning
to face the ship. As she starts to climb, her dress gets in the way, and
one foot slips off the edge of the deck.
She plunges, letting out a piercing SHRIEK. Jack, gripping her hand, is
jerked toward the rail. Rose barely grabs a lower rail with her free hand.
QUARTERMASTER ROWE, up on the docking bridge hears the scream and heads for
the ladder.
Rose: HELP! HELP!!
Jack: I've got you. I won't let go.
*SUMMARY*
Rose is trying to commit suicide by jumping of the back of the ship and Jack finds her hanging on the back of the ship and tries to convince her to come back over the railing and in this persuasion he say "You jump and i'm gonna have to come in there after you." It is like a little inside joke of theirs. Then when he finally convinces her she slips while coming back over the railing. He saves her and pulls her back over.
Source(s):
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Titanic.htm...
Titanic Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU
Rose/Jack- I'll never let go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FtYe0epE3Y
Rose&Jack || If you jump, I jump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdGs_1Igjis
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone to Johnny Fontane about Woltz
Godfather the movies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8KHXKOji4Q
Rose&Jack || If you jump, I jump
wah ... old ppl liao still obsessed wif u jump, I jump arh? :p
wah ... old ppl liao still obsessed wif u jump, I jump arh? :p
people sentimental ma :D
"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."
people sentimental ma :D
:doh: so regret looking at tis post. feel like vomiting my dinner out :(
:doh: so regret looking at tis post. feel like vomiting my dinner out :(
There is a time and season for everything
Maybe there is a time for vomiting ? :D:cheers1::cheers1:
There is a time and season for everything
Maybe there is a time for vomiting ? :D:cheers1::cheers1:
wat tak dou bei .... jin jialat :doh: dunno learn fm who.
tiagong humsup uncle usually hv tis type of trait huan :D
wat tak dou bei .... jin jialat :doh: dunno learn fm who.
tiagong humsup uncle usually hv tis type of trait huan :D
mai luan luan tia lang kong
that one read from Ecclesiastes wan. ok :cool:
mai luan luan tia lang kong
that one read from Ecclesiastes wan. ok :cool:
hokkay rah, hokkay rah, I take back my words n put in the accurate huan.
noted tat simi is a wat tak dou bei geh humsup lao peh peh who happened to be very religious :D
hokkay rah, hokkay rah, I take back my words n put in the accurate huan.
noted tat simi is a wat tak dou bei geh humsup lao peh peh who happened to be very religious :D
wa, did not know that got Title now :D
wat tak dou bei geh humsup lao peh peh
so long, make it shorter la
wtdghslpp :D
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
~Confucius~
wa, did not know that got Title now :D
wat tak dou bei geh humsup lao peh peh
so long, make it shorter la
wtdghslpp :D
u dun geh geh hor, my eyes r jin sharp huan.
shd be wtdbghslpp! :tongue3:
1. Indulging in love is like licking honey off the knife.
2. Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
~Genghis Khan~
Genghis Khan Original Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mtJybyzYwU
“A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return”
~The Bhagavad Gita~
A Beautiful song in the quiet of the night
青海湖 Qinghai Lake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN7cKIgn8Y
A Beautiful song in the quiet of the night
青海湖 Qinghai Lake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN7cKIgn8Y
the song sounds beautiful partly becos of the slender lady wif long silky hair. imagine the singer is like my signature, will u still find the song beautiful? most likely u gonna get a nitemare tonite, haha.
the song sounds beautiful partly becos of the slender lady wif long silky hair. imagine the singer is like my signature, will u still find the song beautiful? most likely u gonna get a nitemare tonite, haha.
Ok la
no lady
only Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Sceneries and Music
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC1zyHnV_dM
Ok la
no lady
only Beautiful Voice, Beautiful Sceneries and Music
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC1zyHnV_dM
hokkay rah, xie xie ni for the so many songs. 1am le, go n sleep la. old ppl sleep late will lagi LKK. dun say I nvr warn u hor! :p
hokkay rah, xie xie ni for the so many songs. 1am le, go n sleep la. old ppl sleep late will lagi LKK. dun say I nvr warn u hor! :p
watch US market
good night
The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours~
Never play with the feelings of others.
Because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely loose the person for a lifetime ~ Shakespeare
Two things only a man cannot hide: that he is drunk, and that he is in love...
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND~
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