TheOnlyGayInTheVillage
20-06-13, 08:37
Let's think positive thoughts in trying times.
1. Doctors and pharmacists get more business.
2. We drink more water.
3. We stay at home more, out of trouble.
4. Because of 3, less congestion on the roads and public transport.
5. Retailers get better business, particularly air cleaning devices.
6. Shopping centres get more business as people hole up indoors.
7. As a result of 6, reits go up.
8. Cinemas and theatres get higher patronage.
9. Showflat sales improve as visitors refuse to leave the free aircon.
10. North facing units dramatically increase in demand.
11. Bosses bitch and scold less to avoid sore throat.
12. We talk less in person (avoid sore throat) and tcss more in forum. :)
1. Doctors and pharmacists get more business.
2. We drink more water.
3. We stay at home more, out of trouble.
4. Because of 3, less congestion on the roads and public transport.
5. Retailers get better business, particularly air cleaning devices.
6. Shopping centres get more business as people hole up indoors.
7. As a result of 6, reits go up.
8. Cinemas and theatres get higher patronage.
9. Showflat sales improve as visitors refuse to leave the free aircon.
10. North facing units dramatically increase in demand.
11. Bosses bitch and scold less to avoid sore throat.
12. We talk less in person (avoid sore throat) and tcss more in forum. :)