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mcmlxxvi
31-12-11, 13:18
In preparation of tough times ahead, the following advice from Mr Cheapskate will prove useful.

1. Wash your laundry in the kids pool middle of the night
2. Use the common toilet to save water
3. Take water from the pool for washing. Especially recommended for ground floor units
4. Get to know all neighbours and be invited to their bbq and housewarming, baby showers, weddings, funeral etc so you get free food in return for helping out to set up/clean up
5. Go to the aircon gym when weather too hot, or soak in pool/jacuzzi
6. Recycle stuff thrown away by neighbours if still usable (dont let the cleaner beat you to it)
7. Dont turn on the lights at night if your unit is near the complex lighting or on ground floor. If need to read, go gym or sit by poolside where there is good lighting
8. Charge all your laptop, mobile phones, clocks, radios using the common area power points
9. Put pails out to collect rainwater for more potable usage
10. (The most power one) Grow potato and tapioca and papaya etc for food using the common landscape soil/ground if you dont have planter
11. (Bonus tip! Being Cheapskate, definitely got xtra) Rent out your car park lot by the hour, especially if there are popular or busy estates/commercial business around

evergreen
31-12-11, 14:14
Some people already bathe their dogs in the swimming pool, you still dare wash your clothes :D

Eastboy
31-12-11, 16:18
Partition your condo to 3 sections i.e. self-constructed triple-key units instead of dual-key units LOL. charge $2,000 per tenant, min $6000 p.m into.

HAHAHA

zzz1
31-12-11, 16:33
Some people already bathe their dogs in the swimming pool, you still dare wash your clothes :D
Remembered some Wan even mentioned that they find black gold:turd: : in the pool

azeoprop
31-12-11, 17:01
Convert your balcony, ac ledge planters and pes to mini farms. Grow and eat your own organic food. :D

radha08
31-12-11, 18:41
tip no 11....if got any free corner in your condo setup a MAMA stall can make good money from all the ABNN FT....:D:D:D

samuelk
31-12-11, 21:21
tip no 11....if got any free corner in your condo setup a MAMA stall can make good money from all the ABNN FT....:D:D:D

ABNN FT nowadays different class already. They use to be the slump dog type.

Nowadays even IT ABNN FT drive to work and this are your engineers with S pass somemore. Not even PRs.

Its quite shameful that we are beginning to be marginalise in our own country. Yet not able to do anything for fear of been branded racist.

Oh well, another 5 years will come and there will be more wake up calls

azeoprop
31-12-11, 22:14
Convert your PES into a boutique alfresco dining restaurant. Take away and home delivery available for busy professionals. :p

Eastboy
31-12-11, 22:19
Turn your geylang MM into hourly rate rooms. Sure earn.

mcmlxxvi
31-12-11, 22:51
ABNN FT nowadays different class already. They use to be the slump dog type.

Nowadays even IT ABNN FT drive to work and this are your engineers with S pass somemore. Not even PRs.

Its quite shameful that we are beginning to be marginalise in our own country. Yet not able to do anything for fear of been branded racist.

Oh well, another 5 years will come and there will be more wake up calls
Well I guess cm5 is first of many more steps to come to putting Singaporeans first again...

mcmlxxvi
31-12-11, 22:52
Turn your geylang MM into hourly rate rooms. Sure earn.
Too ma fan to manage and vice trade without license...

mcmlxxvi
31-12-11, 22:53
Convert your PES into a boutique alfresco dining restaurant. Take away and home delivery available for busy professionals. :p
Great idea for those units with huge PES...

radha08
01-01-12, 14:24
ABNN FT nowadays different class already. They use to be the slump dog type.

Nowadays even IT ABNN FT drive to work and this are your engineers with S pass somemore. Not even PRs.

Its quite shameful that we are beginning to be marginalise in our own country. Yet not able to do anything for fear of been branded racist.

Oh well, another 5 years will come and there will be more wake up calls

once an abnn always an abnn...you open mama shop all will flock there...regardless of race/language/religion.....:D :D :D

kevin888
25-05-12, 18:53
Use chairs that can move from one room to other, tables that stack and free standing bookcases that can serve as room dividers.
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House
25-05-12, 23:48
Turn your geylang MM into hourly rate rooms. Sure earn.

since there are coin operated computer usage.

wonder if someone could invent a coin operated door lock :D
internet video cam turn on and broadcast live if exceed the prepaid hour. :D

roly8
26-05-12, 09:05
market got so jialat ??:scared-3: